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Bigfoot Hoax: It's Possum (Satire)

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Video Description:
I wrote parody lyrics based on the latest bigfoot hoax to the Old Crow Medicine Show's hit song "Wagon Wheel". There was a lot of talk last week about bigfoot's body being photographed in a freezer. After DNA tests, it turns out that bigfoot is a member of the possum family. Maybe there is a bigfoot, but this ain't it.
Here is the story in case you have been living under a rock for the past week or so...
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/19/bigfoot.hoax/
LYRICS
Don't accept any cheap imitations,
We're the best bigfoot hunters in this entire nation,
Suckering reporters, I hope we bull shit them enough,
So we stuffed this costume with the guts of an ol' possum,
You can't tell us that it didn't look awesome,
And I pray its so blurry,
You can't see it's open fly
It's rottin', mama, possum's it's last meal,
Too decomposed to ever be revealed,
Hey, ma, it's rottin',
Rottin', mama, like it's DNA chain,
Rottin', mama, til there's no remains,
Hey, ma, it's rottin'
This freezer's still cold, I've been stuffed inside,
I ain't planning on leaving or they'll skin off my hide,
But you weren't suckered, don't tar and feather us yet,
I swear on bigfoot's grave, for the love of God believe us,
I lost the body playing poker, in Murfreesboro, Tennessee,
But we ain't turning back, so buy costumes at our online store
It's rottin', mama, possum's it's last meal,
Too decomposed to ever be revealed,
Hey, ma, it's rottin',
Rottin', mama, like it's DNA chain,
Rottin', mama, til there's no remains,
Hey, ma, it's rottin'
Walked the back roads, bigfoot was on ice,
Found a trucker out of Dalton, stole the body, the crook,
Sure our story's changed and it has a few gaps,
Some say we're trying to cover our tracks,
And months from now the public will really go ape,
After we shamelessly release bigfoot's first authentic sex tape,
Starring Paris Hilton and Tom Biscardi
It's rottin', mama, possum's it's last meal,
Too decomposed to ever be revealed,
Hey, ma, it's rottin',
Rottin', mama, like it's DNA chain,
Rottin', mama, til there's no remains,
Hey, ma, it's rottin'
You are also free to change the word rottin' to possum, but I did not do it because it was mentioned in the verses so many times I did not want it in the chorus as well.

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