"Abstain With Me" by Roy Zimmerman

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For some reason I ... ( 5 months ago by singingnymph)

For some reason I was thinking this would be an "Abide With Me" parody. :) It was definitely funnier than I imagined.
And "When you're not there, I'm blue." ...Bwahahahaha! That look of "Wait for it!" when people started laughing was priceless.

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Definitely, the ... ( 3 months ago by InnSewerAnts)

Definitely, the system here (yes Dutchy too ;) ) to actually educate teens instead of just say don't do it without adequate explanation as to why (the thing that never works, "don't do that" makes anything instantly interesting to check out and do) is a far better system. Anything that portrays perfectly normal behaviour as unnatural, wrong, abnormal is not healthy in any case.. Denying what you are will just leave you mentally screwed over time.

Ah hell say no to ... ( 3 months ago by InnSewerAnts)

Ah hell say no to cuddling all night long? never :) Sometimes the cuddling before and/or after is better then the sex itself. Maybe I'm just to much of a sentimental love bug anyway.
Perfect male right? horny but sensitive. ;)

Makes me want to ... ( 2 months ago by Grendelmonster8u)

Makes me want to have sex!
...with birth control. (;

so true however, i ... ( 1 month ago by TheFrozenLads)

so true however, i would also like to add the fad that
HYPOCRITES FOUNDED THIS COUNTRY!

"Abstinence only ... ( 1 month ago by thescowlingschnauzer)

"Abstinence only sex education. That's like just-hold-it-in potty training."
That sounds an awful lot like the myth of the unstoppable male, a rationale along the same lines that was used to legitimate rape thru-out in the near past.

I don't see how . . ... ( 1 month ago by cand86)

I don't see how . . . can you explain a little more of what you mean?
(Note, I'm not being mean or rude, I really want to understand).

Sure. I learned ... ( 1 month ago by thescowlingschnauzer)

Sure. I learned about it in a business law course I took a while back in college.
"The Unstoppable Male" was a doctrine that stated if a man was sexually aroused he must satisfy his sexual urges and nothing can stop him. To make it easier to understand, experts often compare it to urination, like my professor did: "It's like peeing. Once you start, you physically can't stop."

For a long time in ... ( 1 month ago by thescowlingschnauzer)

For a long time in the Unstoppable Male doctrine (tho I don't think that name appears in any official documents) was used in British and US courts to defend men who were accused of rape. The defendant would claim the woman had aroused him and he physically couldn't restrain himself from having sex with her. In layman's terms: "She turned me on, so it's her fault I raped her." Courts would actually honor that defense and leave rapers unprosecuted.

By comparing sex to ... ( 1 month ago by thescowlingschnauzer)

By comparing sex to urination, Roy is essentially saying sex is something you can't control. I don't think it would be consistent to say that a rapist can control his sexual urges but a teenage couple can't. Either both can or both can't.
I think everyone can control their sexual urges, and considering the US rate of teenage pregnancy and it's link to the high school drop-out rate, I think a lot of teenagers would be better off if they did abstain a little more.

It might just be me ... ( 1 month ago by cand86)

It might just be me, but when I heard that, I took it to mean that Roy was comparing sex education to potty training, not sex to urination/defecation- he was saying that abstinence-only sex education is an oxymoron, much as is 'just-hold-it' pottytraining. The very definition of sex or going to the bathroom is doing the act, ergo teaching about it has to focus on the act, or at the very least include the act with talking about not doing it.
But that was just my take on it.

"he was saying that ... ( 1 month ago by thescowlingschnauzer)

"he was saying that abstinence-only sex education is an oxymoron, much as is 'just-hold-it' pottytraining."
By making the comparison he's saying sex is an involuntary bodily function like peeing. If sex is involuntary, then rapists can't be held responsible because they couldn't help it - that's the Unstoppable Male Doctrine which was used for years to let rapists get away with violating their victims bodily integrity.

I totally ... ( 1 month ago by cand86)

I totally understand what you're saying, but I still feel that the statement doesn't necessarily have to imply that sex is akin to bodily fuctions. Perhaps a better analogy would have been "How To Order Out Cooking Classes" instead of "Just Hold It Potty Training"- talking about the education about the act, and not the act itself.
Maybe?

I understand what ... ( 1 month ago by thescowlingschnauzer)

I understand what you're saying, but I still feel the statement DOES imply sex is akin to involuntary bodily functions :P Thanks for being civil about it, tho ^_^d
"How to Order Out Cooking Class" - that's a good one! How about "Ground Level Skydiving", "Gardening on Concrete" lol. I agree that what Roy is really talking about and what we should be talking about is how we educate kids about sex instead of pretending it doesn't exist.

Roy is singin about ... ( 1 month ago by JoonasFinland)

Roy is singin about the unstoppable teenage sex. It takes two to tango, you know.

or they could use ... ( 1 month ago by tizzy0)

or they could use condoms and birth control and not have to abstain at all. just a thought.

Uh, no, schnauzer. ... ( 1 month ago by WareSquirrel)

Uh, no, schnauzer. You are reading *way* too much into that. The point is that there is a huge difference between controlling your own urges and trying to control everybody else's urges. That's what the abstinence movement is all about: trying to force other people into the movement's own ideals of "purity".
Put it this way: would you stop excreting if your parents *had* subjected you to "just hold it" potty training? No. Similarly, kids don't stop having sex if exposed to abstinence-only.

You're kidding, ... ( 3 weeks ago by Kowzgalor)

You're kidding, right? Unstoppable Male? Ugh, so a man who raped a woman can be defended? That's disgusting. So a man who jumped a woman and raped her can actually stand up for himself? Ugh. Why is the world so sexist?

I think the cause ... ( 2 weeks ago by myshkinyt)

I think the cause of confusion here is that not everybody has the same sex drive. So it's hard for some of us to understand how others of us have behaved sexually.
On the other hand, I'm pretty sure that we all have the same poop drive. Therefore we can all understand how the others have needed to poop.

Hey what a song! ... ( 2 weeks ago by helpsYouUp)

Hey what a song! How about these lyrics:
I go to the gas station-to pump some gas
I stick it in the exhaust pipe-like you do your a**-People begin to wonder-how can I be so dumb-but this analogy I am showing-is just good old fasion fun-Who cares if it is unhealthy-because I have my rights-to display my stupidity-and senseless logic to new heights-This song that I wrote-is done in a certian way-to remind your time is comming which is your judgement day.

Hey what a song! ... ( 2 weeks ago by helpsYouUp)

OMG ROTFL ( 1 week ago by supermercadooo)

OMG ROTFL

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