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Cowboy Genre Ho Down

Uploaded by: LockeVincent
Video Description:
The latest nerd song by Locke, this time he equips his cowboy hat and harmonica to give you the scoop on video game genres.
Lyrics:
This genre is filled with racists and you can tell who they are
And camping little fatboys who care about the their KDR
Full of guns and bullets all of you can guess
Training little soldiers, we love the FPS
Headshots get you off and make you yell BOOM
You can even yell at kids to go outside their room
Even after they kill ya they taunt you with a teabag
And theyre not done in the lobby where they call you a queer or fag
The next type of game has characters with flair
Cant tell if its a boy or girl by their clothing or their hair
A quest to save your girl one hundred hours or more
Players not used to the story could see it as a chore
Equip your swords and armor, side quests to bide your time
Get your magic spells out to do damage of 9999
My turn based little heroes have done quests for gs
Whether its Japanese or western check out the RPGs!
This kind of genre is filled with mouse clicks
In the first 2 minutes of the game gettin zerg rushed by a dick
Build orders and turtling make some of these kind of lame
Bring out your Korean with the Real time Strategy game
Some of them are fast and some of them are slow
Most people play them hardcore for what reasons I dont know
Harvest your resources like minerals, wood, and gold,
Keep up your economy and build your empire to fit your mould.
The longest genre of them all can be a major waste of time
All the level caps, you will never see ninety nine
Drink your Mountain Dew and eat a Dorito
Im talking about the lazy genre called the MMO
Fetch quests and the grinding take years off your life
But who cares about RL when you have a skill tree filled with strife
Hop into ventrilo and chat it up with your clan
Holy shit check out the drops, a belt with +4 stam!
Casual games are the bread and butter of old folks and housewives
What kind of gamer needs over 3 lives
Fling your arms around, like a simian on smack
If you dont attach your wrist strap you may get a TV crack
Platformers are simple, filled with too much jump and fall
All you need is one button one button to rule them all.
Peggle, zuma, luxor, and tons of shovelware
All these types of gamers are born with solitare!
There are some of the genres that gamers like to play,
Just remember that everyone likes something in their own little way

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