Anonymous Pre-15th Message to Scientology
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With the Ides of March fast approaching, a new microphone, and a new copy of Sony Vegas Pro, I did my part in Chanology.
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Today's date is March 14th, 2008.
One day after the birth of your original profiteer.
One day before the ides of March shall be seen by the entire world.
The beautiful chorous of our truths will spell your downfall in the boldest red.
Your feeble attempts to prevent our coming shall be permanently burned into your flesh by media coverage.
You have tried, and you have failed, to prevent the terrors of the Ides.
In your foolishness, you have attempted to obtain restraining orders against a faceless mass, a collective police would never be able to identify on sight.
Not only did you try four times in Clearwater to ban Anonymous from the premesis surrounding your buildings, but you failed.
Four times.
With four different judges.
It would appear that you're losing your greatest weapon, would it not?
The courts have become sick of your tedious perversion of justice.
They have become sick of the way you use them to attack your enemies' wallets and character.
They are sick of being your weapons.
They are through.
Now, instead of being a limitation, an inconvenience, your actions have aided us greatly.
For this, we are grateful.
This is a perfect example of the kind of reaction to criticism we've been trying to show the public.
We no longer have to rely on the examples and events of the past, for now we have the present.
This morning, a Scientology center was evacuated due to a suspicious package in front of the building.
The bomb squad was called in, and the inert object was detonated.
But the question remains, who planted this "bomb"?
Anonymous? No.
Terrorists? Yes.
Instead, you yourselves arranged this bomb hoax, striking terror into the eharts of your brainwashed followers in order to make yourself look the victim in the public eye.
We are greatly amused by your actions this morning.
Indeed, Anonymous has seen through your feeble attempt, and we intend to hurt your image with this knowledge.
Your rash actions in the face of our impending onslaught do not firghten us.
No, they amuse us.
For if you did not fight back, this would be boring.
Well then, "gentlemen", may the games begin.
We are Anonymous
We are legion
We do not forgive
We do not forget
The Ides of March is fast approaching.
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police were wonderful and thanked us for our co-operation. fire brigade drove two trucks past and they honked BIG time.
and yes oh yes, we wore party hats and we rickrolled them
Wish i could have gone today...
I am going to the next one no matter what
if you support scientology, you support hilarity.
though i guess only 3 of them can really handle the bandwidth, backup is IRC?
Sorry, I'm marketing guy, it's my business, don't mean to nitpick, but ya know, image is everything!