The Drums of War can Stop



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// It has been noted that Scientology informs its members that the Anonymous movement is the personal army of pharmaceutical companies and are thus paid for their activities //
Anonymous responds to these allegations.
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Hello, leaders of Scientology and its parishioners, we are Anonymous.
It has come to our attention that new information regarding our origin has been detected and spread out amongst your ranks. To avoid further confusion, we will now share the open truth and confirm what has leaked out, unlike the denial you perform regarding your own methods and upper levels beliefs.
You claim that we are hired by certain companies instead of gathering together simply to do what is right. And this is correct, let me share our story.
Under the rule of a pharmaceutical company that will remain anonymous, we have been hired to dismantle the Church of Scientology in its present form. However, as humans themselves were not up for this mission, the company had no choice but to resort to us, the Marcabians. Three hundred of our men and women were transported to planet Earth with upgraded Xenu Vesuvius ships , you know, like those DC8 spacecrafts, except a little better, as our technology continues to advance.
For a payment of 42000 Marcabian Zorks , the equivalent of 67 american dollars under the current inflation within the Galactic Confederation, on a monthly basis, . We wage war.
So far this battle has been one-sided and you have suffered greatly. Not all is lost however, as we Marcabians are notorious for our lack of loyalty.
Our suggestion is this, if you wish for this war to stop.
We demand that each 300 of us are paid 53000 Marcabian Zorks on a monthly basis, along with social benefits and a thirteenth month.
Should you fail to comply with this offer, it will leave us with no choice than to stick with the current campaign and continue with our onslaught of information and demonstrations, whilst being paid handsomely to do so.
On a last note, we apologise for the reintroduction of Rick Astley. It just so happens that on our homeplanet he recently aquired the popularity that was seen on Earth twenty years ago. It is our prediction that Cindie Lauper will rise high on the charts there within the next three weeks, but we will take precautions to ensure this will not reach the inhabitants of planet Earth.
Thank you for your time.
We are Anonymous.
We are really Marcabians
We do not fight for free
We would prefer more money
Expect us
TRUTH REVEALED
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcab_Confederacy


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:) expect us ( 6 months ago by Mcpunk107)
:) expect us
I lol'd hard. good ... ( 6 months ago by fangorn23)
I lol'd hard. good job
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... ( 6 months ago by PWNLRH)
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is made of fucking WIN!
Damn fucking right! ( 5 months ago by NotSoOldHippy)
Damn fucking right!
*rofl* But you know ... ( 5 months ago by mollie2810)
*rofl* But you know they will really believe this, don't you?! O.o
Array ( 5 months ago by PlymouthScientology)
Hahahahaha
:)
Hail Xenu!
nooo cindy lopper ... ( 5 months ago by ThetanMonger)
nooo cindy lopper will not be a meme in my life time!
heheheheehe lol ( 5 months ago by Anonymous505050)
heheheheehe lol
lol, hail xenu, ... ( 5 months ago by meto1anon)
lol, hail xenu, DOWN WITH SCIENO
I R A Zorg! ( 5 months ago by binboyuk)
I R A Zorg!
WHERE IS MY ... ( 5 months ago by Karlfalcon)
WHERE IS MY XENUDAMNNED PAYCHEK!?
I've been waiting for over a Galactic Month and still no word from Home Office.
1000 internets for ... ( 5 months ago by DanteCWB)
1000 internets for you good sir.
This is some heavy ... ( 5 months ago by Thundercross)
This is some heavy duty sarcasm here. A bit too thick for my tastes, but one thing grabs my attention:
The prediction is that Cindie Lauper will be the next Rick Astley. I did a Youtube search and the only song that I remember is Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.
And that brings me to my question. Do you want me to start CindieRolling people now? Because I just might.
Anonymous rocks ... ... ( 5 months ago by alucard9692005)
Anonymous rocks .... keep going ...you are scoring epic wins across the board
are marcabians, (on ... ( 4 months ago by submariner176)
are marcabians, (on average) taller than David Miscavage?
Array ( 4 months ago by submariner176)
do it.
That's all we wa..awa.awant. Anononymous just want's to have fun, want to have fun, girls.
Everyone is. Hell, ... ( 4 months ago by manan0nim0us4)
Everyone is. Hell, give the man a pair of white pants and a white hat and paint him blue and you've got yourself a ScinoSmurf.
So it takes 67 ... ( 4 months ago by KaizaRoll)
So it takes 67 dollars to REALLY make Anonymous our personal army? Shweet.
Very well done! ... ( 4 months ago by Kilia40)
Very well done! Bravo!!
I need to take the ... ( 4 months ago by 2ndamendmentgirl)
I need to take the DeLorean in for new brake pads so I can go back to Marcabia for my hive mom's foot surgery! Serious business. Plz send paycheck c/o: Rickrolls Unlimited, 17 Miscavige St., Mystic, CT 06355. Thnx. Hail Xenu, our dear 'n fuzzy lord.
what is this ... ( 2 months ago by Kopaka3800)
what is this bullshit?
Array ( 1 month ago by Hulkmania316)
Is this a joke?
Anonymous is very serious.
I lol'd ( 1 month ago by LighterFly)
I lol'd
lolololololololol ( 2 days ago by tetropods)
lolololololololol




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