How the Jews saved X-mas
Uploaded by: spizzle123
Video Description:
A christmas sketch for ThunderBoom TV
Words:
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the town, the Jews had Chinese food, twas all to be found.
No pork on their tables, no trees in their houses, they ate only kosher, even their mouses.
Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra, the Chinese man slurred, with more and wine the night quickly blurred.
The young, little Goldberg cried out with a plea, we'll go and help Santa, and spread all the glee.
Then all of a sudden Santa fell from the sky, Rudolph on the roof left a fresh reindeer pie.
"Why would you do this?" The Jews yelled in disgust, "I've quit my job, Vegas or bust!"
"It's too late for Santa, but I know what to do, we'll call Hanukkah Harry, the world's fastest Jew!"
As he flew through the sky eating bagels and lox, to some he gave underwear, to some he gave socks.
And all through the town, all the young people felt, so very happy they received chocolate gelt.
And what of that Santa on his holiday spree? He's now a dancer, that you don't want to see.
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