Achmed the dead terrorist singing "Jingle bombs"



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Video Description:
Jeff Dunham's Achmed singing "Jingle Bombs"
Song text; (PLEASE COMMENT)
Dashing trough the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back
I got a nasty plan, for Christmas in irak!
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by U.S. military
Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs, a mine blew up U.C.
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden Promised me?
Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs, your soldier shot me dead
the only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head.
I used to be a men, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling of
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a Conviniant Stored Nine Clerk(?)
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm there or I kill you!


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i could kick your ... ( 10 months ago by warlord644)
i could kick your ass in halo bitch!
haha. jeff dumham ... ( 10 months ago by imthelastonestanding)
haha. jeff dumham is awesome. and achmed is the best terrorist in the word:P
Learn englisch ( 10 months ago by GpFDHB)
Learn englisch
I KILL ... ( 10 months ago by krijgtogeff)
I KILL YOUOUOUOUOUOUOU!!!
Before you start ... ( 10 months ago by Radinet)
Before you start blasting bombs, NLhardcorebobNL, maybe you should practice how this sounds :-
"Convenience Store Night Clerk"
he don´t know he ... ( 10 months ago by chechenwolfdk)
he don´t know he does drugs XD
go backstage and do ... ( 10 months ago by g0d1yn00b)
go backstage and do your drugs now!
it doesn't start ... ( 10 months ago by naterade21)
it doesn't start the song till 2:26
you spelled iraq ... ( 10 months ago by naterade21)
you spelled iraq wrong
the best!!you are ... ( 10 months ago by saby0009)
the best!!you are the best!!!!!!!!
fpfdhb u better ... ( 10 months ago by spiderman4567890)
fpfdhb u better shut the fuck up u cant spell either! englisch? its english u bitch!
lol you did! i mean ... ( 10 months ago by ismash200)
lol you did! i mean oledull
you know that ... ( 9 months ago by sissykat109)
you know that guitar hero game? haha i kick your ass (playing guitar REALLY good)...ok mabey at halo. Ha lol!!!
dude learn to write ... ( 9 months ago by sachaclaes)
dude learn to write english, it's not : i used to be a MEN but it is : i used to be a MAN, also instead of your soldier shot me dead, it is U.S soldier shot me dead :)
i'd shoot you mo fo ( 9 months ago by crtclJunk)
i'd shoot you mo fo
Nice song ;D . ( 9 months ago by mellukene)
Nice song ;D .
LOL ( 8 months ago by orpipi)
LOL
lol this is FUNNY!! ... ( 8 months ago by ryker012)
lol this is FUNNY!!!!!
no matter how many ... ( 6 months ago by chimaera1855)
no matter how many guys out there doing the same thing he is still the king!!
just to correct a ... ( 6 months ago by zabijak7)
just to correct a bit:
as a convenient store night clerk.
btw, that song is......GREATTTT!!!!!
SILENCE!!! I KILL YOU!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Its U.S. soldiers ... ( 5 months ago by H4LHitout)
Its U.S. soldiers shot me dead
instead of your soldiers
apart from that , nice going with the songtext
i love that vid ... ( 4 months ago by chingchongchina123)
i love that vid funny bit was (i got to check point A but not to check point B thats when i got shot in the ass by the US milltary ITS NOT FUNNY) that was hell funny
i love the part ... ( 3 months ago by Gamer23Freak)
i love the part where he does the iraq music and the part where he goes you know that xbox game guitar hero ill kick your ass at that the he plays a note repeatedly then achmed goes okay maybe at halo
Oh and instead of," ... ( 2 days ago by IcedCapp94)
Oh and instead of,"Don't laugh at me because I'm there or I Kill You" Should actually be,"Don't laugh at me because I'm Dead or I Kill You!!" lolz




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