Achmed the dead terrorist singing "Jingle bombs"
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Jeff Dunham's Achmed singing "Jingle Bombs"
Song text; (PLEASE COMMENT)
Dashing trough the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back
I got a nasty plan, for Christmas in irak!
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by U.S. military
Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs, a mine blew up U.C.
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden Promised me?
Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs, your soldier shot me dead
the only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head.
I used to be a men, but every time I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling of
My bombing days are done, I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer as a Conviniant Stored Nine Clerk(?)
Jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm there or I kill you!
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"Convenience Store Night Clerk"
as a convenient store night clerk.
btw, that song is......GREATTTT!!!!!
SILENCE!!! I KILL YOU!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
instead of your soldiers
apart from that , nice going with the songtext